Anyway, I stumbled upon a couple of post it notes where I had written down things that I had different student say. I only have a couple, but I thought they were worth sharing.
Student: Do you know how to do the monkey bars?
Me: I use to, but I've forgotten in my old age.
Student: When I'm 60 I'll still know how to use the monkey bars.
This wasn't a "ha ha" quote some much as I thought it was insightful and nearly poetic. It came out of the mouth of a kindergartener.
The next quote came from a third grader. We were discussing how to be prepared in emergencies, and I was being silly. I asked them how prepared they were for the upcoming zombie invasion. This is what the kid said with complete seriousness.
I know I'm prepared because I can do a sweeping toe kick.
You don't need much more than that.
I'll keep you all updated on the baby front, I'll be writing tweet updates when I have internet access.